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This
past July, Bill Strickland, the Executive Editor of Bicycling
Magazine, and his wife Beth joined us in the French Pyrenees
for the 13th edition of L'Etape du Tour. For 2005, Stage 16 was
the selected leg for the Etape du Tour and it covered 112 miles
from Mourenx to Pau. Along the way, each cyclist would go over 4
Pyrenean climbs (most notably the Category 1 Col de Marie Blanque
and the hors categorie Col d'Aubisque). Below are some
selected quotes from his article which appeared in the October 2005
issue of Bicycling Magazine.
"It's the maddeningly
best-kept secret in cycling. You and I - with our absolutely average
VO2 maxes and recreational-rider-watt-per-pound power ratios - can
race the Tour de France. Just one stage, but that's like an astronaut
lamenting that he has walked on the moon only a single time...It
kicked my ass - and I loved it!"
"I entered L'Etape
courtesy of Velo Echappe', a luxury bike-touring company that did
everything for me but pedal the bike. Lodging for my eight day,
$3,795.00 trip was exquisite ( a rarity in Europe), support was
impeccable, and the riding group was strong."
"After the final
mile of 12-to-13 percent grades up the Marie-Blanque, the 5-percent
approach to the Aubisque felt easy. But the 10-mile climb keeps
turning the screws, kicking up 9-to11 percent for miles at a time.
The left side of the closed road was the passing lane; the despairing
right was for the walkers and the collapsed; loose sheep, goats,
cows, and horses took whatever line they wanted. Animals, all of
us."
"Hors Categorie.
Getting beyond categorization is just what I'm after. I've come
here for the revelatory vision quest, the electric-sports-drink
acid test, the anaerobic crowbar that will pop open the doors of
perception to the pro world. I want to know what it feels like."
"We're obliterating
the fields in front of us, passing bobble-head husks of humans who
propel themselves up even this easy slant with their gasps rather
than their legs. And then the Aubisque gets serious. The last 7
miles kicks you in the face. Short stretches fling up somewhere
around 15 or 16 percent, there are long kilometers of 10 and 11
percent, turn after turn around the mountain, the summit always
out of sight. The people here are saying something new: Courage.
No exclamation point. Pronounced Cohr-ahge, its lilting, romantic
sing-song carrying as much import as it's meaning.
This is the Tour!
Time slows. People walk, lie down. The road surface tops 100 degrees.
My body becomes nothing but an oven baking up a nice batch of brains.
Cour-ahge is all there is, because there's no nobility, no heroism,
no more dream. I'm going 9 miles an hour, 34 X 27, and I am nothing
but a guy who rides his bike at lunch and maybe 50 miles on weekends.
I start to feel cold. My legs quiver. I plod up, half the speed
of the pros."
"I roll over
the summit without celebration. I'm shivering. Beth and I plunge
without thought 5 miles to the base of the Soulor. This mile-longish
climb tacked like an after thought onto the end of the Aubisque
is the most crowded of all the mountains. People pack the road four
deep, and as we thread up through failing riders, the fans close
in on the tiny lane, just like all those scenes on television. Beth
is on my wheel and the crowd folds into and over us and we're in
that mythical, magical tunnel of sound and backslaps and it's filled
with a roar - an actual, deafening roar - for my wife: Femme! Allez
Femme! Bon something something Femme!
It's as if I'm making pace for French
national hero, six-time polka dot jersey winner Richard Virenque.
It's every Tour dream you've ever had, every time you've been out
alone on a climb and imagined plowing through a sea of noise and
humanity, and when I roll over the top of the Soulor with Beth,
I'm in love."
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